So I met this chick on this online game and talked to her a little on Skype. Pretty lame, right? Anyway, I was asking her to tell me a story. She asked what kind of story. I asked her what kind of stories she had. One genre she named was "embarrassing." I leaped on that and insisted she tell me one. She then mentions the most embarrassing one but she doesn't want to tell me. I badger her and she says that she doesn't want to say it but she'll type it out. I promised her that I wouldn't share it but I lie to Canadians as a policy and here it is, uncut, from the Skype messenger:
OKAY SO. Like. It was December 14th, 2010. And Like. Okay. So. Every one has needs you know.. Like Sexual needs.. So like.. One time.. I decided to do the deed. with a marker. The next day, my you know started to hurt, and it was soo bad. Like it hurt sooo bad.. So I go to the clinic with my mom and like, I get a Pap test. I was too afraid to go in alone b/c it was my first one.. And the doctor is like R U A VIRGIN, I'm like yep... SO ANYWAY he pulls out a marker lid out of my.. and like yeah, and then as soon as he did.. I started my lady days.. And this was all in front of my mom (who's super uptight) and I'm like.. "Hi.. mom.." And the foreign doctor guy is like trying not to laugh and is like, "YEAH We don't consider you a virgin b/c blah blah blah." And yeah. That's my only embarrassing story... Don't ever bring it up ever.
Shortly after this, she got weird and I think she wanted me to be her online boyfriend. Gross.
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